Friday the 13th is here—and whether you’re hiding under a ladder or crossing black cats for fun, it’s the perfect time to crack some eerie-sistibly punny jokes. From spooky quips to unlucky one-liners, this list of Friday the 13th puns will tickle your funny bone and maybe summon a chuckle from the shadows.
Whether you need something for a spooky Instagram caption, a haunted group chat, or just a way to break the superstitious silence, these puns are dying to be told.